Thursday, January 29, 2009

So many of us...



Today was a grocery purchasing day and I was blown away by these mushrooms. They remind me of Sylvia Plath's poem about mushrooms taking over the world - they just look so fecund: very 'so many of us'!

Nudgers and shovers
In spite of ourselves.
Our kind multiplies:

We shall by morning
Inherit the earth.
Our foot's in the door.

Sylvia Plath ("Mushrooms")

The Stranger at my Door



So, on my first day in my new apartment (Wed), I was putting clothes in wardrobes in the evening when someone knocked on my door (my doorbell doesn't work - TIK. I could ask my landlady to fix it but it doesn't seem worth the trouble of getting someone who speaks Russian to ring her just about a doorbell when people can and do just knock.)

Having looked out my peephole to see an unknown man, I decided to ignore the knock. I mean, what if he had dishonourable intentions? Besides, even if he was a friendly neighbour making a call, I wouldn't have been able to communicate with him anyway. He didn't go away, though - instead, he knocked again, I ignored him again, and then the power in my apartment went out. Cottoning on that whoever this man was, he had control over my electricity supply, I raced to get my key so I could open my door. In case he was secretly a rogue who'd managed somehow to cut off my power supply just to make me open the door so he could perform some dastardly deed, I also picked up my sturdy tablespoon (15som at Osh Bazaar) which was lying on top of my washing machine (the closest weapon that was pick-up-able and yet not menacing enough to provoke aggression should the man be indeed an official figure).

Thence ensued a fairly amusing, rather desperate attempt on both our parts to communicate what had happened. He kept making cutting gestures with his fingers to indicate that he had cut off my electricity supply (I had figured that, so this didn't get us very far) - while incongruously asking me "Japan? Korea?", to which I replied "I'm Chinese" when I realised that he was asking about my ethnicity. (People here in Kyrgyzstan seem very concerned about this - he is probably the sixth or seventh random person (including bazaar stallholders) who has expended great communicational energy trying to ascertain this.)

Anyway, I rang Sher so that she could communicate more effectively with him about matters of greater import (in that context) than my ethnic background. It turns out that he thought the last tenant hadn't paid the electricity bill. In a country with a power crisis, this results in pretty immediate and drastic action. In fact, my landlady had been very emphatic (in Russian, translated for me by my local helper who assisted me when I made the rental agreement) about the need to pay the electricity bill on time. What saved me or at least my power supply was the electricity bill with an attached payment receipt that she'd left me along with the microwave she brought on Tues night. I showed this to the electricity man, who examined it, turned my power supply back on, apologised to me (in English) and left. TIK.

TIK bedsheet




People here have an expression, "TIK", which I've already heard a number of times, though I've only been here for a week. It means 'This is Kyrgyzstan' and is used whenever something turns out to not work or not work quite the way a Westerner would have anticipated or desired. It is usually said in an amused tone. Well, I had a TIK moment when I attempted to put my newly purchased and washed bedsheet on my bed. You might be able to see in the first picture the orange strip on the top of my bed. This is my mattress. Yup, the bedsheet is not large enough to be tucked in either length-wise or breadth-wise, which makes it impossible to make a hospital corners bed. This gives me an excuse for sloppy bed making, but I would probably rather have a bed sheet I can tuck in so it stays on my bed. The bedsheet also has an obvious seam running along it - obviously where two sheets of fabric were sewn together. It would never be sold in, say, Target, but TIK - and I'll get used to it!

Incidentally, while shopping for household necessities, I discovered some difference of aesthetic taste between Kyrgyz and me. The design you witness was the one O1 liked - there weren't many options so I thought I might as well pick a design which Kyrgyz visitors will derive aesthetic pleasure from. The blanket which you witness in the second shot is incredibly soft and actually (unintentionally) matches my pink curtains quite well.

The perils of shopping for water



There are a few schools of thought among foreigners in Bishkek about the drinkability of tapwater here. Some have a water filter and boil their water, some just boil the water, some buy bottled water and drink this exclusively (though they will drink chai when eating out or at friends' places), and some happily drink tapwater (this appears to be the smallest group and usually those who have been here for a long time).

My current practice is to boil tapwater, though a friend informed me last night that this does not address the main problem, which is heavy metals in the water. Anyway, yesterday I ventured out to Nerodni, which is a kind of departmental store across the road from where I live. I figured that in stores of this sort, the price of everything is written down and then your items are scanned and the amount you have to pay appears on the cash register, so that the whole shopping experience can proceed perfectly smoothly with or without command of the Russian language.

Well. I was wrong. One of the things I wanted was two water bottles which I could use to store boiled water. Confronted by a shelf full of different varities of bottled water, ranging in price from 16som to 25som (about 70c to A$1) and all labelled and described in Russian, I picked two mid-range bottles. I returned home to open the innocuous bottle pictured - and water fizzed out all over my kitchen floor! Turns out Europeans or something love carbonated water and most of those bottles were probably carbonated. I am informed that a way to tell carbonated from non-carbonated water is by squeezing the bottles - carbonated water bottles will be harder and firmer than non-carbonated water bottles. (This, incidentally, was probably ironically one reason why I picked those particular bottles - in my ignorance, they felt solid and thus re-usable.)

The Ultimate Mattress




You can't see it, but this "exclusive lovely" matress is apparently anti-mosquito, anti-stress, anti-bacterial and created using the technology of relaxtic and smellwell.

Pringles, watch out - you've got competition!

I'm blue da ba dee



I wondered if the woman intentionally matched her outfit to the whatever-you-call-them blue things she was about to connect to the metal poles. While I find a crowd of all-black outfits rather dreary, I'm not sure I would go such an electric blue...

Monday, January 26, 2009

Boots and runners: a comparison



A comparison between boots and runners. I don't know how to do a table on a blog, so here goes a paragraphed comparison. Boots are less slippery on the ice, dressy enough for school, fashionable enough to be complimented but unfashionable enough to not be more diamonte or fur than boot, more waterproof than runners (possibly entirely waterproof). On the other hand, runners are more comfortable for running in. You can see why I have not worn my once-white runners since my first day here!

Hoar frosty trees


Friday, January 23, 2009

I have a love-hate relationship with ice. Actually, in the winter, it's just hate.




Even with my wonderful local boots, I still find the many icy patches on the streets and footpaths treacherously slippery. This morning, on the way to a yard sale (first picture; crowded, lots of junk - people accumulate lots of stuff when they stay somewhere for 10 years. Those of you who helped me to clean out my apartment will understand =p.), I slipped and fell on this very smooth icy patch. I was paraonid the rest of the trip - and thankful when we caught a mashrutka home! I love walking, but walking on ice is a very different matter. (I'm okay, though my left leg is slightly bruised.)

Not a promising sign at Tashkent airport!



When an airport greets you with a sign proclaiming that "the complaints book is found in the controller's office", you know you're in for it. It wasn't that bad, though.

Bishkek from above



This was my first view of Kyrgyzstan - the beautiful Tien Shan mountains!

Pictures as promised - my new boots

My first day in Bishkek

On my first day in Bishkek yesterday, my friend Sher took me around the city, which was very generous of her. I am starting to get to know some of the streets in the city centre. The city is much as I expected – grey and tired-looking, with most of its buildings in various states of disrepair, except for the new apartment blocks that expats can rent for US $1000/month. Cars and marshrutkas (little vans that are a main form of public transport here) whizz by; the intersections are crazy; and I am not planning on getting a bicycle! (I admired the couple of intrepid riders whom I saw – I am convinced that they're risking their lives.) One similarity to Melbourne city is that almost ev eryone is wearing black. This, in combination with sludgy, icy grey streets and shabby grey buildings is a rather depressing sight and I am thankful that I brought colourful scarves!

While the city itself is not an aesthete's delight, the Tien Shan mountains form a magnificent backdrop to it. Flying over them on my way from Tashkent to here at the break of dawn was a breathtaking experience. Apparently it's been a mild winter, so it hasn't been too cold. The main adjustment I've had to make so far to the weather is purchasing a pair of local boots that can handle the ice and sludge on the footpaths without slipping. There is more ice and sludge than footpath, so this is very important. If you had seen me treading carefully along the footpaths (while Sher, in her local boots, strolled gaily alongside), you would understand why I feel I have had a foretaste of what it might be like to be old, and to have someone take your arm to support you as you walk, because otherwise the possibility of falling is very real. Suffice it to say that until I got my boots, I actively sought out puddles and mud on the footpaths, because this was preferable to the ice! We stopped in several shoe shops but had trouble finding boots that were not either hideous (would you like some boot with your diamontes and fur?), ridiculously high-heeled or too small (my feet are a size 9, or a size 40, which is bigger than most women here).

Clearly, though, a pair of boots for me was meant to be, because at Osh Bazaar (huge, clamorous, sludgy, Vic Market-like, except for the raw chicken sitting in cardboard boxes – unrefrigerated, unpackaged, uncovered), we found a stall with a pair of size 40 boots hanging on the rack. The boots have shoelaces and a zip (which enables one to leave the laces permanently tied), comfy furry stuff on the inside, and soft rubber soles. The stall holder demonstrated the quality of the boots to us by bending a boot in two to demonstrate that the sole was really soft rubber (anything else will slip) and by using his cigarette lighter to attempt to set fire to the boot. I later discovered that this was to prove that the boots were real leather, as vinyl would have caught fire. (I was wondering at the time what circumstances would necessitate my having fire-proof boots, but now I know how to test for genuine leather.) We (read: Sher, who is fluent in Russian) also managed to haggle him down from 1400 som (about A$56) to 1000 som (about A$40). And I was henceforth able to walk relatively normally!

Sher and I also took a trolley bus yesterday, which run along lines like trams. Trolley buses cost 5 som no matter how far you travel and marshrutkas cost 8som. Not only are trolley buses cheaper, they are also bigger and hence less crowded. The marshrutka Sher and I caught was what I would call crowded, but I was informed that in fact marshrutkas were never full – no matter how many people were wedged into each other's necks inside, a marshrutka driver would always stop to pick up more passengers. You need to watch out for pickpockets especially on marshrutkas, understandably.

I also tried some local food – lak man, a noodle dish – which I enjoyed. I discovered that chai here just means normal black tea, not the milky, sweet drink that I expected. I'm really enjoying being in a city where I'm in the minority and am powerless – this is probably some psychological freak that results from having been an Arts student who is brainwashed to resist hegemony and to challenge existing power structures, etc. But I'm enjoying the humility that comes from being the newbie, the one who doesn't speak the language and who doesn't understand – it has already given me a greater respect for the foreign students who go to Australia to study. People have treated me kindly even though I look stupid and baffled all the time (a natural result of being, in fact, totally unaware of what is being said or asked); I wonder if ESL speakers in Melbourne get the same kind treatment? I'm looking forward to starting to learn Russian – so far I can say an informal hello, goodbye, yes, no, thank you and sorry. Sorry is an important one, as I seem to keep walking into or bumping into people on the street – the current problem is that by the time I remember how to say it and get the word out, aforementioned bumped into person has obliviously walked on. Oh well. I'll get there! Day One verdict: Bishkek definitely seems livable and I'm looking forward to learning and discovering more.

p.s. More pictures are coming. I know it's a bit sad to just have text. Haven't had time to upload photos to my laptop yet. =)

Getting to Bishkek - the Tashkent legs


I arrived at Tashkent to find a relatively mild winter morning and three buses awaiting to take us to the airport. The first official guy I asked about which one was the transit bus said 'no, no', which I was tempted to say was not an appropriate answer to my eminently reasonable question; thankfully, the guy next to him pointed me in the right direction. The bus was packed full and we stood around for about 10 more minutes – I was tempted to crack a 'small talk joke' about how maybe we were waiting for the bus to get fuller, except that I didn't think it would cause the girl next to me pleasure, but rather angst as she wouldn't have understood the joke (see below for the cross-cultural experience that influenced this decision not to attempt to make conversation).

Tashkent airport was like no other airport I've ever seen – it looks like a marble mansion that once used to be a grand Russian place and now is dilapidated and slightly falling apart. Vestiges of its former glory remain, like an incongruous red carpet leading up the stars into a dark corridor which turns into a room that turns out to be where you check in for transit. I found this out by lining up, having tried abortively to ask a Russian-looking girl in front of me whether all the counters were the same. Having stood in line for ages, my guy told me to go to the next counter – he was evidently not confident enough to process my e-ticket. Thank God for the friendly guy there who got it done.

On the KL-Tashkent leg, I discovered the difficulties of attempting communicating when one speaks no Russian and the Russian guy from Siberia who is sitting next to one speaks very little English. I eventually gave up, after causing the poor guy to look pained several times and to say 'slow, please' before shaking his head uneasily in total resignation. This has made me determined to learn Russian quickly, so that I can at least start communicating with locals!

I was stopped at the airport security on the way to the bus that would take us to the Bishkek because of all the metal jewellery and beaded jewellery-making stuff in my backpack. Having ascertained that the metal was in fact jewellery by being shown my earrings, etc., the security guy was obviously convinced that I was not a terrorist. With this certainty, his next line to me was “You stay in Uzbekistan. Marry me. You beautiful.” So, in my 3 hours in Tashkent, I received a marriage proposition. Of course I smiled and moved on to my bus. I found this highly amusing. I have found many things on this trip highly amusing and have enjoyed it thus far.

Welcome to Blogging in BIshkek!

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